Not Sci Fi but so what :)A store that sells 'new husbands' has just opened in New York City where a woman may go to purchase a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store only once! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down, except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. Interesting, she thinks but I want more, so she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. Wonderful, she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have job, love kids, are drop dead good looking and help with housework. Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop dead good looking, help with housework, and have a strong romantic streak. Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. P L E A S E N O T E : To avoid gender bias the store owner opened a New Wives Store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited. __________________________
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